Sponge Bob - "the camping episode"
2011-01-31 @ 22:16:32
SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Like, once, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin--Squidward: You're right! I should be more careful.
Squidward: Why don't you tell me all the things I shouldn't do, if I want to keep the sea bears away?SpongeBob: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.Squidward: Okay. And?SpongeBob: Never wave a flashlight back and forth really fast.Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.Squidward: You're kidding.SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.Squidward: [jotting down notes onto a pad of paper] Go on!SpongeBob: Never eat cheese.Squidward: Sliced, or cubed?[Patrick and SpongeBob have a quick discussion]SpongeBob: Cubed. Sliced is fine.Squidward: Yeah? Yeah?SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero--Patrick: --in a goofy fashion.SpongeBob: Or clown shoes.Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.SpongeBob: And never--Patrick: --ever--SpongeBob: --EVER--Patrick: GUH!SpongeBob & Patrick: --screech like a chimpanzee!Squidward: Wow! It's amazing how so many things can set a sea bear off.SpongeBob & Patrick: [hugging each other] They're horrible!Squidward: And, all of a sudden, I have the sense we're all in danger.SpongeBob & Patrick: Why?Squidward: I don't know. [disappears and returns two seconds later wearing a sombrero, a hoop skirt, clown shoes, and holding a flashlight in one hand and a platter of cubed cheese in the other] Just a feeling!SpongeBob: No.Squidward: Yes.SpongeBob: No![Squidward starts screeching like a chimpanzee]SpongeBob & Patrick: SQUIDWARD, PLEASE DON'T![Squidward screeches like a chimpanzee louder, leaning left and right]
[Squidward has just been pummeled by a vicious sea bear]SpongeBob: Quick, jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back!Patrick: Yeah, sea bears often attack more than once!Squidward: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!SpongeBob & Patrick: No![The sea bear comes back and starts mauling Squidward again]SpongeBob: Don't run! Sea bears hate that!Squidward: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.SpongeBob & Patrick: No![The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up even more]SpongeBob: They hate limping more than running!Squidward: Well, maybe I'll just...[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again]SpongeBob: I should have warned you about crawling.[The sea bear attacks Squidward yet again]Squidward: What'd I do that time?SpongeBob: I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you!Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else![SpongeBob throws Squidward a stick]SpongeBob: Here, draw a circle!Squidward: Okay.[The sea bear comes back and attacks once more]SpongeBob: That was an oval. It has to be a circle!
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Postat av: jen-chan
jag tror jag skrattade så mycket att jag tappade rösten för gott.
så värt.
2011-02-01 @ 00:27:41
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